Dear N,
Effective today, you have received your eviction notice. You must vacate the premises in 4 to 6 weeks. Not because I can no longer bend at the waist or roll over in the middle of the night. Or because I have to pee every 7-12 minutes. But because I want to see how big your big toes are. And what color hair you have. And kiss your neck. Although, it would be nice to drop the extra pounds and not have squishy knees anymore.
Love, Your Mama
Effective today, you have received your eviction notice. You must vacate the premises in 4 to 6 weeks. Not because I can no longer bend at the waist or roll over in the middle of the night. Or because I have to pee every 7-12 minutes. But because I want to see how big your big toes are. And what color hair you have. And kiss your neck. Although, it would be nice to drop the extra pounds and not have squishy knees anymore.
Love, Your Mama
3 comments left:
LOL!!!!! squishy knees - huh??? I WANT TO SEE YOU MR N.....
I want to see you before Baby N makes his debut and I want to see the both of you after! :)
Man, just when he was starting to get comfortable in there!
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